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| Play the Ukelele, underwater, in pants, eat peas, hop. (Flan) Welcome to all visiting associate llamas. Please visit the Zombie Llama and Associates Message Board!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Dedicated to all things silly, the Zombie Llamas are nourishing, worthy, and Cack. They are proud of the fact that, at some point in their life, they have all eaten Lego.The majority of them live in the West Midlands and attend the same school, which may never recover. They are as follows: 1. Grace the Looney (real name Quentin McFapley) A fierce vegetarian, sings songs about a penguin called Clive. Hops a lot. Bites Ducks. Has never heard of Richard Widmark. 2. Laura the Imp (real name Mavis Pimple). An angry mongoose when cornered, has been known to fry geese with methane. Likes artichokes, chewing them for days. Swallows bison whole. Writes letters to Richard Widmark. 3. Gem the Cybertart (real name Liz Fish-Article). Likes Chichester Cathedral. Eats small domestic appliances. Was never married to Richard Widmark, OR Mussolini. Presently seriously dating a Tennis Racquet called Tarquin. 4. Ali the High (real name RkuyghjB���~}{|�) Eleven feet tall, but only 3 feet high. Made of Onion. Flies through the air with the greatest of peas. IS Richard Widmark. Married to the Venezualan Netball Team. 5. Sam the Schizophrenic (real name Adolf Woof)Professional Rubber Plant. Hits trees with skis and peas. Roasted a whole Gazelle for her birthday. Ate Richard Widmark for Christmas. 6. Rachel the Flan(real name Flan the Rachel). Eats Flan. Is Flan. Married to a flan named 'Flan'. Dislikes Richard Flanmark, but loves Flannard Widflan. Built entirely of Soap. Invented the hydraulic pencil mattress. Associate Llamitudinal Zomboids: Letty the Washing Machine TrikkyNikky Jenni the Gerbil (and arch-deaconess of Bristol) Adolf Spam-Harness Boris Xavier Xylophone-Breakfast | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| NOT A ZOMBIE LLAMA......... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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.......but is genetically responsible for at least one. Dangerously silly, this man juggles live lobster for a hobby. Has never met Richard Widmark, but knew his horse, and married it. Likes Toffee, Red Wine, Burping and sitting still. Available for parties, Barmitzvahs and enema celebrations. Known to his associates as Piss. Appointed as the senior Llama God-Father by THE Richard Widmark himself. Willsign e-mails as 'him', and often use silly names, most of which are pointless and vulgar. Presently residing on a different continent, has a tendency to sing. Produced in Association with Matthewman Industries Inc. Chick-un. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| THINGS A ZOMBIE LLAMA SHOULD DO.......... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
1) Stand up in the middle of a school assembly and shout 'Oh no! Not the tulips!' | 2) Don't sit at a chair. Under the table is better, you can play your ukelele in peace. 3) Carry Inflatable Alligators for no other reason than because they can. 4) Look at their website. Very often. VERY VERY often. Like, all the time. (Except when they have to eat - but then too.) �
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